Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Do I need mental help?

Well, my friend and I turned our student teacher into a pokemon, called a Fritzbat. I don't know why, but somehow we thought of turning him into a pokemon. Our lives pretty much revolve around this creature. We even turned him into a religion, called Fritzism. We created fritzmanments. Every other word out of our mouth is either swell, marvelous, grand, or anything with 'fritz' in it. We made a fritzonary (which is a dictionary, but all of our words defined). We made a bible for our religion. We play real life pokemon, and we are 14 years old. We have mindbattles, where we put 2 fingers of each hand to our temples and see who wins, and we wait till we evolve. We think that we are actually gonna become scientist and invent this Fritzbat. We think that one day when we are like 80 we will go to the zoo and just see real live fritzbats. In school, we scream "JUMP, A FRITZBAT!" or "DUCK, A FRITZBAT!" to eachother and actually jump and duck, over nothing. We point out holes in the walls and call them fritznests. We tell our teachers that there are fritzbats resting on their head. All we talk about is fritzbats. We made a disease called fritzbes, and we have to go to Ms. Joy quite often to get our shots. We are completely obsessed. We made a story about our Poke-Adventure and handed it in for extra credit and never got it back. We made songs about our fritzbats, we turned them into fritzfoods. Such as Fritz N' Cheese and Frosted Fritz Flakes. "My fritzgloss be poppin'" That's a line from our song Fritzgloss. 2 other songs are Fritzfriend and Fritzalicious. Would you consider this as something normal?

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